Eddie Deezen Approaches an Underage Girl

Imagine being a teenage girl and this thing approaches you with clenched fists talking about how he was in a movie ~50 years ago and wants to take you out sometime. Eddie Deezen Ok, I was very nervous, but I made myself go over and talk to her. I clenched my fists and walked over to her table. This just happened. (Verbatim) Me: Hi. Can I sit down? Her: Sure (Big smile) Me: (Happy she was so friendly and nice). My name is Eddie. You're the most beautiful girl I've seen in a long time. I'm in the movie Grease. I wondered if I could take you out sometime. If you have a boyfriend, I understand. Her: I can't. I'm underage. Me: What? What do you mean? Her: I'm underage Me: How old are you? Her: I'm sixteen. Me: Oh, I see. Ok. Well, think of me when you watch Grease. Her: I will *We shake hands. I leave Starbucks.

Eddie Deezen awkwardly approaches a teenage girl, brags about appearing in Grease, and asks her out before discovering that she is underage. The joke mocks the bizarre, uncomfortable story and his outdated celebrity bragging, making it useful as a reaction to creepy or socially awkward behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 95263 2026-10-05