Cloudflare Says Germany Loves Messenger Max

Visitor location Popularity by location over the last 48 hours. Insights are derived from Cloudflare 1.1.1.1 data Location Percentage Germany 42.0% Russian Federation 17.3% Netherlands 13.9% Poland 7.9% Finland 7.2% United States 2.5% United Kingdom 2.4% France 1.3% Latvia 1.2% Sweden 1.0% Lithuania 0.5% Switzerland 0.4% Turkey 0.4% Austria 0.3% Estonia 0.3% Norway 0.2% Czech Republic 0.2% Moldova 0.2% Kazakhstan 0.2% Italy 0.1% Traffic 0% 42%

A Cloudflare analytics screenshot shows a world map and a ranked table of visitor locations, with Germany unexpectedly leading at 42%. The joke is that the data contradicts the expected popularity of Messenger Max in Russia, making the result look absurd and suspicious. It is used as a reaction to questionable statistics or ironic claims about an app’s audience.

• @dustinthehead / 30970 2026-05-02