Seven Things Every Kid Needs to Hear

7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR 1. I Love You 2. I'm Proud of You 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

A white list titled “7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR” begins with sweet parental affirmations, “I Love You” and “I'm Proud of You,” while the video window rapidly shows chaotic, violent-looking anime imagery in red and purple tones. The joke is the absurd contrast between wholesome advice for children and an intense apocalyptic montage, made even more overdramatic by Lorne Balfe, Russell Emanuel & Steve Kofsky’s grand choral classical rendition of “Ode To Joy-Symphony No.9 In D Minor 'Choral'.” It works as a reaction video for mock seriousness, emotional overload, or dramatically presenting something completely excessive. EN: A white list titled “7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR” begins with sweet parental affirmations, “I Love You” and “I'm Proud of You,” while the video window rapidly shows chaotic, violent-looking anime imagery in red and purple tones. The joke is the absurd contrast between wholesome advice for children and an intense apocalyptic montage, made even more overdramatic by Lorne Balfe, Russell Emanuel & Steve Kofsky’s grand choral classical rendition of “Ode To Joy-Symphony No.9 In D Minor 'Choral'.” It works as a reaction video for mock seriousness, emotional overload, or dramatically presenting something completely excessive.

♪ Lorne Balfe, Russell Emanuel & Steve Kofsky — Ode To Joy-Symphony No.9 In D Minor 'Choral'

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