Pregnant Wife Human Shield

Text on the meme

When under attack from ranged weapons, you can use your pregnant wife as a human shield and also honk her teddy.

What it means

A bald man hides behind a pregnant woman while apparently using her as protection from ranged attacks and honking her belly. The joke parodies absurd video-game loading-screen advice by treating a pregnant wife like a deployable human shield and turning a baby kick or belly movement into a car horn. EN: A bald man hides behind a pregnant woman while apparently using her as protection from ranged attacks and honking her belly. The joke parodies absurd video-game loading-screen advice by treating a pregnant wife like a deployable human shield and turning a baby kick or belly movement into a car horn.

Objects

bald man / лысый мужчина pregnant woman / беременная женщина human shield / живой щит black-and-white photograph / чёрно-белая фотография formal clothing / официальная одежда long dark hair / длинные тёмные волосы wheelchair / инвалидное кресло table / стол white tablecloth / белая скатерть ornamental Celtic border / декоративная кельтская рамка loading bar / индикатор загрузки dark background / тёмный фон