Destroy the Satellites Too

Iran's satellite controller was destroyed by Israel. Iran should do the same and destroy the satellites to boot with an ASAT missile.

A screenshot of a social media post claims that Iran should retaliate for the destruction of its satellite controller by destroying satellites with an ASAT missile. The joke is the absurd escalation and the apparent confusion between a satellite controller and the satellites themselves, making it suitable as a reaction to disproportionate or nonsensical retaliation. EN: A screenshot of a social media post claims that Iran should retaliate for the destruction of its satellite controller by destroying satellites with an ASAT missile. The joke is the absurd escalation and the apparent confusion between a satellite controller and the satellites themselves, making it suitable as a reaction to disproportionate or nonsensical retaliation.

• @dustinthehead / 30671 2026-04-11