Seed-Oil-Free Son Versus Crypto Oracle

My firstborn son is seed-oil-free, vegan, and will not see a screen until his 13th birthday. My secondborn (different mother) is 6, alone in a room switching between TikTok on iPad and Fortnite on PS5 until he enters an oracle trance state and tells me what Solana altcoins to buy

A humorous contrast between an extremely strict, health-conscious first child and a six-year-old second child immersed in screens and video games. The punchline is that the younger child is treated like a mystical financial oracle whose gaming trance reveals which Solana altcoins to purchase.

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