Do Not Learn Programming

DO NOT LEARN PROGRAMMING DO NO(...) I fucking hate new programmers stop liking it stop learning it stop wanting to be a dev you fucking wage slave monkey you have no idea how bad it's going to get soon there is no end goal to technology you're all working towards seeding the collective annihilation what's worse is that you'll work and you'll own nothing and like it too because you'll want to save up for that new cuckphone neural implant that everyone on the indo-chinese social media community of the future, TRANSCENTRAL, is raving about. do not learn it I’m fucking telling you now goddamnit do not install updates do not use proprietary software do not use obfuscated software including large statistical models where malicious injection can easily occur by people who know how to analyze the networks and do it right do not put your face, genetic information, fingerprints, eye scans, dick pics on the internet because it all feeds into chinese police databases and the chinks never forget and are always jealous of foreign penis sizes

A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post shows a dark server rack beside an angry rant warning newcomers not to learn programming, install updates, use proprietary software, or share personal data online. The joke is an exaggerated paranoid techno-dystopian tirade: programming and modern technology are framed as a path toward surveillance, corporate dependence, implants, and collective annihilation. It is typically shared as an absurd reaction to discussions about programming, AI, software updates, or bleak future predictions. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post shows a dark server rack beside an angry rant warning newcomers not to learn programming, install updates, use proprietary software, or share personal data online. The joke is an exaggerated paranoid techno-dystopian tirade: programming and modern technology are framed as a path toward surveillance, corporate dependence, implants, and collective annihilation. It is typically shared as an absurd reaction to discussions about programming, AI, software updates, or bleak future predictions.

• @gentoomemes / 2500 2023-02-16