Computer Security Career Paths

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Computer Security Career Paths Path 1 Computer Security Expert Path 2 Forensic Analyst Hacker Forensic Lab Director Criminal Chief Security Official Convict 20 Years 2 Years Highly-Paid Security Consultant (14 months with good behavior)

What it means

A flowchart shows two paths from becoming a computer security expert to a highly-paid security consultant. The forensic and official career path takes 20 years, while the hacker-to-criminal-to-convict path takes only 2 years, with good behavior reducing the sentence to 14 months. The joke is that illegal hacking offers a much faster route to lucrative security consulting after prison.

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flowchart / блок-схема computer security expert / эксперт по компьютерной безопасности forensic analyst / судебный аналитик hacker / хакер forensic lab director / директор криминалистической лаборатории criminal / преступник chief security official / главный сотрудник службы безопасности convict / осуждённый security consultant / консультант по безопасности arrows / стрелки career paths / карьерные пути red text / красный текст