Oligarch Apocalypse Early Warning

i made an app for tracking whether the oligarchs are actually fleeing city centers Apocalypse Early Warning System In the event of an imminent nuclear apocalypse, we suspect that many people who have access to private jets will immediately take to the skies and escape city centers. This site tracks this indicator in realtime. The current emergency level is reported on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being an indicator of a likely imminent apocalypse. Emergency level 1/5 598/11,482+ planes airborne 6,085 △ max people airborne Deviation: +2% (+0.4σ) Last Update: Apr 30, 11:30 AM PDT Realtime Tracker

A parody social media post shows an “Apocalypse Early Warning System” tracking private jets flying across the United States. The joke is that wealthy oligarchs would flee city centers in their jets before an imminent nuclear apocalypse, so their flight activity becomes a ridiculous emergency indicator. tags

• @deenya_md / 25860 2026-05-05