Tim Hortons Rocket Attack Closure
ALWAYS FRESH Tim Hortons TOUJOURS FRAIS DURING A ROCKET ATTACK, TIM HORTON’S WILL CLOSE IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ALARM. WE WILL REOPEN APPROX.15 MINUTES AFTER THE “ALL CLEAR” THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE Tim Horton's Management
A Tim Hortons notice explains that the restaurant will close immediately during a rocket attack and reopen about 15 minutes after the all-clear signal. The joke is the absurdly specific emergency procedure for a coffee chain, making it useful as a reaction to exaggerated safety rules or everyday situations treated like disasters.
Tim Hortons logo / логотип Tim Hortonsprinted notice / печатное объявлениеpaper sign / бумажная вывескаrocket attack warning / предупреждение о ракетной атакеcoffee shop / кофейняwall / стенаblack printed text / чёрный печатный текстalarm instructions / инструкции по тревогеemergency notice / экстренное объявлениеrestaurant management message / сообщение администрации ресторана
- @memetutorial / 18124 2024-02-19
- Type
- image
- Size
- 600×450 · 40.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, deadpan
- Language
- en
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