Dijkstra's Feast Versus Geralt's Diet
20x chicken legs and potato wedges ~6000 calories drowner tongue, fiend dung, grave hag's ear and white seagull ~1200 calories, 200g protein
A split image compares Dijkstra eating a huge meal of chicken legs and potato wedges with Geralt eating bizarre monster ingredients. The joke contrasts Dijkstra’s massive calorie-heavy feast with Geralt’s disgusting but high-protein Witcher diet, making it useful as a reaction to extreme eating habits or fitness culture. EN: A split image compares Dijkstra eating a huge meal of chicken legs and potato wedges with Geralt eating bizarre monster ingredients. The joke contrasts Dijkstra’s massive calorie-heavy feast with Geralt’s disgusting but high-protein Witcher diet, making it useful as a reaction to extreme eating habits or fitness culture.
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- @sbunem / 119453 2025-12-03
- @dustinthehead / 30366 2026-03-19
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 132.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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