Just Shoot Yoda

YODA SLIME YOU ANYWAY HMM HMM A MACHETE TO CAL CASTIS WOULD JUST SHOOT YODA

An armored Star Wars-like soldier considers attacking Yoda, while a hooded figure suggests using a machete and then bluntly tells him to just shoot Yoda. The absurd escalating advice and the dramatic close-up create a chaotic parody of Star Wars combat scenes. EN: An armored Star Wars-like soldier considers attacking Yoda, while a hooded figure suggests using a machete and then bluntly tells him to just shoot Yoda. The absurd escalating advice and the dramatic close-up create a chaotic parody of Star Wars combat scenes.

• @dustinthehead / 30252 2026-03-09