Pick Two Superpower Pills
YOU CAN ONLY PICK 2 1. Can communicate with oysters. 2. Free gravel for life. 3. Can teleport up to 7 inches away. 4. Grow a second nose. 5. Can control any toaster with your mind. 6. Look 10 hours younger. 7. Can instantly see inside any empty container. 8. Speak the extinct language Khitan. 9. Can run as fast as Albert Einstein.
A humorous choice meme presents nine bizarre superpowers represented by colorful capsules, asking the viewer to choose only two. The joke comes from the deliberately useless, oddly specific abilities, with Albert Einstein used as an absurd comparison for running speed. It is sent as a reaction to impossible choices, strange polls, or intentionally bad superpowers.
capsules / капсулыcolorful pills / разноцветные таблеткиblue pill / синяя таблеткаgreen pill / зелёная таблеткаyellow pill / жёлтая таблеткаorange pill / оранжевая таблеткаred pill / красная таблеткаtext panel / текстовая панельoyster / устрицаgravel / гравийtoaster / тостерnose / носcontainer / контейнерAlbert Einstein reference / отсылка к Альберту Эйнштейну
- @memetutorial / 16912 2023-01-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 460×490 · 39.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, humorous
- Language
- en
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