Twitter HQ Human Race Announcement

The following is a message from Twitter HQ. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as Twitter Inc. Our previous mission centered around the operation of the microblogging social network of the nation. This mission was the focus of our organization for over a decade. Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race. There will be no further communication.

A fake Twitter notification popup announces that Twitter Inc. has abandoned its social-network mission and will now exterminate the human race. The absurdly formal corporate wording makes the apocalyptic statement funny, so it can be sent as a reaction to a strange popup, ominous update, or sudden change of plans.

• @memetutorial / 16780 2022-11-18