Bearfucker Quest Across Elder Scrolls

The Elder Scrolls V SKYRIM Kill 10 bears The Elder Scrolls IV OBLIVION Shad told me that 10 bears are hampering his business and asked me to kill them. Completing this task will give me the title of a "Bearfucker" among his subordinates and a reward of 1200 coins. 18 Month of Fire (Day 34) The Elder Scrolls III MORROWIND 18 Month of Fire (Day 34) Thanks to my innate talent for diplomacy, I was able to persuade Shad to tell me about his problem. He said that his sawmill has been recently, near the beginning of Month of Seed, attacked by predatory mammals referred to as "Bears". They frightened the sawmill workers, which prevented the latter from continuing to work. He asked me to tear the thread of life of the Bears. The sawmill is situated to the north-west from the directing sign, then I need to turn right by a yellow rock, after which I should walk along Mount Lupieg. There are supposedly around 10 bears.

A parody of quest text from The Elder Scrolls games shows a simple task to kill 10 bears described in increasingly elaborate and absurd RPG journal language. The joke is the ridiculous title "Bearfucker," the excessive fantasy narration, and the contrast between a mundane bear problem and epic game-quest prose. EN: A parody of quest text from The Elder Scrolls games shows a simple task to kill 10 bears described in increasingly elaborate and absurd RPG journal language. The joke is the ridiculous title "Bearfucker," the excessive fantasy narration, and the contrast between a mundane bear problem and epic game-quest prose.

• @about50posts / 4714 2020-03-25