Masturbation Opens a Portal to Hell

LUCISPHILIPPINES.PRESS Masturbation can apparently open ‘a portal to hell’ according to a Christian author

A screenshot shows a sensational headline about masturbation supposedly opening a portal to hell, followed by a green-armored, helmeted character sitting at a table with a bottle of lotion and a cardboard box. The joke is the character’s horrified reaction, implying the headline makes him fear that masturbation has literally summoned hell. It is sent as an absurd reaction to alarmist religious claims about sex and morality. EN: A screenshot shows a sensational headline about masturbation supposedly opening a portal to hell, followed by a green-armored, helmeted character sitting at a table with a bottle of lotion and a cardboard box. The joke is the character’s horrified reaction, implying the headline makes him fear that masturbation has literally summoned hell. It is sent as an absurd reaction to alarmist religious claims about sex and morality.

• @about50posts / 3739 2019-10-13