Virgin Proprietary OS User vs Chad FLOSS User

The Virgin Proprietary OS User Stuck inside of walled gardens Changes are decided by a corporation Must reboot to apply updates Corporation decides what you're allowed to install Is watched 24/7 Laughs at fellow virgins for being inferior over them Calls bench to fix problems Doesn't understand how his own PC works Puts up the rainbow flag for one month Fears the command line Believes piracy destroys businesses "But at least I can play games" The Chad FLOSS User Compiles software from source Decides what to change himself Updates without rebooting Decides what to install himself Doesn't let anyone watch him Drinks with fellow chads like bros Fixes own PC and teaches others fixing theirs Learned to understand his own PC the hard way Doesn't care about flags, flags are for fags The command line is his native language Proudly sails the 7 seas "Dude, I can play your games without rootkits and DRM"

A Virgin-versus-Chad comparison contrasts a proprietary operating system user with a confident FLOSS user. The joke praises free and open-source software for user control, privacy, customisation, and avoiding reboots, rootkits, and DRM, while mocking proprietary software restrictions and corporate control. EN: A Virgin-versus-Chad comparison contrasts a proprietary operating system user with a confident FLOSS user. The joke praises free and open-source software for user control, privacy, customisation, and avoiding reboots, rootkits, and DRM, while mocking proprietary software restrictions and corporate control.

• @gentoomemes / 2167 2023-01-30