FBI Surveillance Dance

The FBI distributes viruses and keyloggers that mainstream Anti-Viruses software are legally not allowed to detect [Magic Lantern, CIPAV, Carnivore (DCS1000), Network Investigative Technique] The NSA has forced Intel, AMD, and chip makers to backdoor their CPUs and allow them to access your computer even if it is "turned off" (as long as it has access to electricity) [Intel ME, AMD PSP] American-made electronics transmit radio frequencies which allow the FBI and NSA to access your computer even if it's not connected to the internet [Cottonmouth-I, SURLYSPAWN, ANT/TAO Catalog] The NSA intercepts computers/laptops/phones purchased online and installs malware chips (see: ANT/TAO Catalog) on them before delivering it to you [TAO Team] The NSA has already broken Tor networks and can identify you and attack you if you use Tor; ISP companies like Verizon, AT&T, Comcast assist with this [FOXACID, QUANTUMINSERT, EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE] Major American tech companies like Microsoft willingly provide the NSA advanced warnings of Zero-Day security vulnerabilities before revealing them to the public [TAO Team, PRISM, NSA hoarding program] The CIA / MI5 can hack into all smart devices (like TVs and Alexa) connected to the internet and spy on you [Weeping Angel] FBI

A group of clay-like, cartoonish figures performs an energetic synchronized dance in an industrial room while increasingly alarming captions describe alleged FBI, NSA, CIA, MI5, corporate backdoors, malware implants, Tor surveillance, and smart-device spying. The final shot overlays a glowing green, sunglasses-wearing FBI caricature as the dancers collapse behind him, turning paranoid surveillance claims into an absurdly triumphant reveal. The joke works by pairing serious conspiracy-style text with exaggerated choreography and Rob Dougan’s dramatic electronic-orchestral track “Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation),” making the paranoia feel comically epic.

♪ Rob Dougan — Clubbed to Death (Kurayamino Variation By Rob Dougan)

• @gentoomemes / 2125 2023-01-28