CIA Tracks You Anyway

"Bro leave your phone at home so the feds don't track you" CIA: Over 15,000 unique IDs stored and tracked in realtime Vehicle 2 arrives at rendezvous location A second analyst will back track vehicle 2 to the point of origin. Vehicle 2 point of origin located Vehicle 3 point of origin located Vehicle 2's last destination

The clip begins with advice to leave your phone at home so federal agents cannot track you, then cuts to satellite surveillance footage showing the CIA tracking vehicles, identifying over 15,000 unique IDs, and tracing vehicles to their origins and destinations. The joke is that avoiding phone tracking is useless because intelligence agencies can supposedly monitor you through broad aerial surveillance anyway. The aggressive phonk/trap track “Drop It Like It's Hot!” by HAARPER & Luga gives the montage a dramatic, overconfident rhythm that makes the surveillance escalation funnier.

♪ HAARPER & Luga — Drop It Like It's Hot!

• @gentoomemes / 2078 2023-01-26