Leave Your Doors Wide Open Day
REMINDER: Tomorrow is Leave Your Front and Back Doors WIDE Open All Night Day Q: What is it? A: Tomorrow night, EVERYONE is propping their doors WIDE open with cinder blocks or a bucket of water, or some kind of heavy sack, and then just going to fucking sleep after doing a thing like that Q: Why? A: To see Critters & Varmints You Will Likely Wake Up To Hoot Owl (Keeping lookout on the mantle) American Antelope (Found your cigars) The Squad (Stealing cutlery) No fewer than six Arizona Bark Scorpions (Espionage)
A fake reminder announces a day when everyone should leave their front and back doors wide open overnight. The joke is that people will recklessly invite bizarre animals and pests into their homes just to see what happens. It works as an absurd reaction to curiosity, dangerous ideas, or taking a ridiculous challenge too seriously.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 21371 2025-08-29
- Type
- image
- Size
- 724×800 · 92.4 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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