Debloating a New Samsung Phone

Anonymous (ID: A4kFTdre) 11/18/22(Fri)15:57:50 No.404981717 >get new phone >boot first time >do you want to send usage statistics... No >login with google.. skip >if you don't login to google you can't use Pla... skip >login to samsung.. No >install those recommen... No >this might interest you.. No >Synchronise your data... No >Get your curated news with Google Discovery on your homescreen... Deactivate >OneDrive wants to.. long press -> deinstall >phoneinfo -> development mode -> OEM unlock On >reboot to bootloader -> unlock -> you will lose your warranty -> yes >samloader -> download firmware -> launch Magisk -> patch firmware -> boot into odin mode -> flash firmware >"Attention! This phone is not using official glowy approved spyware!" >launch browser -> do you want to sync -> No >Download f-droid -> download Aurora with f-droid -> download Firefox with ublock >Remove Chrome, Google Play Store, Google Services, everything with Google in its Name >Service Provider Update is being installed -> Cancel -> remove Configuration Update Manager >Remove Galaxy Store, Samsung Cloud, Samsung AppUpdates >Insall WhatsApp to communicate with boomer normie relatives -> turn sync off and disallow its background services

Постепенно прокручивается скриншот с изображением Чада и инструкцией по превращению нового телефона Samsung в максимально «свободное» от Google и Samsung устройство. Герой отклоняет все предложения синхронизации и фирменные сервисы, разблокирует загрузчик, прошивает телефон и удаляет предустановленные приложения, доводя антикорпоративную настройку до абсурда. Музыкальный фон и синтезированная речь создают монотонный, механический ритм, подчёркивающий чрезмерную серьёзность этой комичной инструкции. EN: A screenshot scrolls gradually, showing a Chad image beside instructions for turning a new Samsung phone into a device as free from Google and Samsung as possible. The protagonist rejects every sync prompt and branded service, unlocks the bootloader, flashes the phone, and removes preinstalled apps, taking anti-corporate customization to an absurd extreme. The musical background and synthesized speech create a monotonous, mechanical rhythm that emphasizes how comically serious the instructions are.

• @gentoomemes / 1542 2022-12-12