I Have No Enemies Because I Slashed Them

Text on the meme

I have no enemies because I slashed them with my sword

What it means

A homemade black-clad warrior figure wearing a conical hat spins across a tiled floor while holding a sword, then appears armed with a spear as a bird approaches and pecks at it. The joke contrasts the peaceful-sounding claim of having no enemies with the absurd explanation that everyone was slashed; playful flute-like music heightens the mock-heroic presentation and makes the bird’s attack funnier. EN: A homemade black-clad warrior figure wearing a conical hat spins across a tiled floor while holding a sword, then appears armed with a spear as a bird approaches and pecks at it. The joke contrasts the peaceful-sounding claim of having no enemies with the absurd explanation that everyone was slashed; playful flute-like music heightens the mock-heroic presentation and makes the bird’s attack funnier.

Sound

flute / флейта music / музыка wind instrument, woodwind instrument

Objects

homemade warrior figure / самодельная фигура воина black feather-like cloak / чёрный плащ из перьев conical hat / коническая шляпа yellow-green head / жёлто-зелёная голова sword / меч spear / копьё red spear tassel / красная кисточка на копье blue-green bird / сине-зелёная птица white bird face / белая мордочка птицы tiled floor / кафельный пол motion blur / размытие в движении bird pecking / птица клюёт spinning figure / вращающаяся фигура