Hacker Shares His Entire Hard Drive
>be a finnish hacker >known for ddossing PSN in 2014 lizard squad >fast forward to 2020s >"hack" into a psychotherapy center db >login details were "root/root" >ask for 500k € ransom >CEO won't pay >time to start sharing sensitive files >create a script that shares 100 random reports >test the script in the patient file folder >it works >create a cronjob that runs the script every 24hrs >cronjob runs from from the root directory >the script shares his entire hard drive >end up in prison
A blond man sits in what appears to be a courtroom or hearing room above a green-text greentext story. The hacker tries to extort a psychotherapy center, accidentally exposes his entire hard drive because of a careless script and ends up in prison. The joke is used as an absurd reaction to incompetence, especially when someone makes a catastrophic technical mistake.
blond man / светловолосый мужчинаcourtroom hearing room / зал судебного заседанияmicrophone / микрофонwood-paneled wall / деревянная панельная стенаblack chair / чёрный стулgray jacket / серая курткаblack sweater / чёрный свитерcomputer screen / экран компьютераgreentext / зелёный текстtext post / текстовый постpsychotherapy center / психотерапевтический центрcomputer script / компьютерный скриптpatient files / файлы пациентовhard drive / жёсткий дискprison / тюрьма
- @gentoomemes / 7232 2023-11-08
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 503×800 · 72.7 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, ironic
- Language
- en
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