Colonial Face and Medieval Genetics

Today is Monday, which means that Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Ur kinda cute but like in a prehistoric way 480 BC genetics Someone told me today that I have a “colonial face” and look like I’m “fresh off the mayflower” ok Rare physiognomy. You don’t see too many medieval faces anymore. Bro look like he worked in the fields or maybe in the lower ranks within the castle. AK-47 is still one of the hardest nicknames in NBA history

A collage compares men and women with unusual facial features to prehistoric, colonial, and medieval people. The joke is that their appearances seem historically out of place, while the final panel connects a medieval-looking basketball player to Andrei Kirilenko’s nickname, AK-47. People send it as an absurd reaction to someone whose face or appearance looks ancient or unusually distinctive.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 21326 2025-08-22