Pretending to Be Disabled for 24 Years

I've been pretending to be retarded for 24 years after falling out of a tree when I was younger. I wear a helmet and make silly noises in public and around my elderly parents, but there's literally nothing wrong with me. I'm getting really bored with it, and am considering just coming clean and admitting I'm not retarded, but I'm worried I'll get in legal trouble and then my mom will stop breastfeeding me if I do. If it goes really bad, I've prepared a spot to jump from my roof that will replicate my original fall, and I'll pretend I'm really retarded permanently after that. Anyone else dealing with similar? I know there's like 4 other guys in my town doing the same thing right now, and one even told me his dad taught him to how to be retarded and his father before him so it can't be that bad really right?

Скриншот анонимного форумного поста, в котором автор утверждает, что 24 года притворяется умственно отсталым после падения с дерева. Он носит шлем, издаёт глупые звуки, боится признаться и описывает всё более нелепый план продолжения этой лжи. Шутка построена на абсурдной эскалации, чёрном юморе и нарочито неправдоподобной исповеди; изображение используют как реакцию на чрезмерно странное или безумное признание. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous forum post in which the author claims to have pretended to be intellectually disabled for 24 years after falling out of a tree. He wears a helmet, makes silly noises, fears confessing, and describes an increasingly absurd plan to continue the lie. The joke relies on escalating absurdity, dark humor, and an intentionally unbelievable confession; people use it as a reaction to an extremely strange or insane admission.

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