Carnage Falls for Candice Joke

HEY CARNAGE, DO YOU KNOW CANDICE HELLO ASUKA, I AM VERY SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT THE DEATH OF YOUR MOTHER, ACCEPT MY SINCERE CONDOLENCES YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF GRAAAAAAAAH VENOM FUCK OFF

Carnage cheerfully asks whether he knows Candice, setting up a childish “Candice dick fit” joke. The clip then abruptly cuts to grotesque Venom imagery as the punchline becomes a cruel death joke aimed at Asuka, ending with Venom telling Carnage to “fuck off.” Toby Fox’s “Confession” plays underneath, adding an oddly tender, melancholic video-game soundtrack that makes the tasteless escalation even more absurd. EN: Carnage cheerfully asks whether he knows Candice, setting up a childish “Candice dick fit” joke. The clip then abruptly cuts to grotesque Venom imagery as the punchline becomes a cruel death joke aimed at Asuka, ending with Venom telling Carnage to “fuck off.” Toby Fox’s “Confession” plays underneath, adding an oddly tender, melancholic video-game soundtrack that makes the tasteless escalation even more absurd.

Hey, Carnage! Do you know Candace? No, I'm not! I'm not going to you and you can't do what I do! You're so much easier as good gauges! Thank you for those co- I got a spell! I got a spell! I got that turn of-

♪ Toby Fox — Confession

• @dustinthehead / 29475 2026-01-13