Kick That Bitch Off the Carriage

KICK THAT N’ WAH BITCH OF THE CARRIAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN STOP

A grayscale-faced woman wearing a Burger King crown rides through a Skyrim-like medieval landscape beside a carriage and a horse. She drunkenly demands that someone be kicked off the carriage, then objects that there are children present and finally says “STOP,” creating an absurd contrast between her aggressive command and sudden concern for propriety. The electronic track “Oblivion” by NPC gives the clip a dramatic, chaotic reaction-video energy and makes the escalating joke feel even more over-the-top. EN: A grayscale-faced woman wearing a Burger King crown rides through a Skyrim-like medieval landscape beside a carriage and a horse. She drunkenly demands that someone be kicked off the carriage, then objects that there are children present and finally says “STOP,” creating an absurd contrast between her aggressive command and sudden concern for propriety. The electronic track “Oblivion” by NPC gives the clip a dramatic, chaotic reaction-video energy and makes the escalating joke feel even more over-the-top.

Kick that noir bitch off the carriage! Sir, you need to stop, there are children. Noir! Stop!

♪ NPC — Oblivion

• @dustinthehead / 28947 2025-12-07