Neuralink Macaque Advertisement
NEURALINK Can you command a zombified macaque to jerk you off? Because we can.
A fake Neuralink advertisement shows a wide-eyed zombified macaque beneath the slogan, “Can you command a zombified macaque to jerk you off? Because we can.” The joke parodies corporate technology marketing by presenting an obscene and horrifying capability as an impressive product feature, making it useful as an absurd reaction to unethical innovation. EN: A fake Neuralink advertisement shows a wide-eyed zombified macaque beneath the slogan, “Can you command a zombified macaque to jerk you off? Because we can.” The joke parodies corporate technology marketing by presenting an obscene and horrifying capability as an impressive product feature, making it useful as an absurd reaction to unethical innovation.
- @deenya_md / 24572 2026-03-23
- Type
- image
- Size
- 645×800 · 73.6 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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