Balding Guys Shave Too Soon

Fact: 90% of balding guys shave their heads right before it all grows back

A black-and-white photo shows a bald man wearing glasses and resting his face on his hand. The joke falsely claims that balding men shave their heads just before their hair would have grown back, parodying dubious “facts” and the frustration of premature baldness. It is used as an absurd reaction to hair loss or bad timing. EN: A black-and-white photo shows a bald man wearing glasses and resting his face on his hand. The joke falsely claims that balding men shave their heads just before their hair would have grown back, parodying dubious “facts” and the frustration of premature baldness. It is used as an absurd reaction to hair loss or bad timing.

• @deenya_md / 24272 2026-03-12