Spaghetti on Every Surface

>live in dorm with 8 people to a kitchen >come out to kitchen, spaghetti everywhere, on floor, counters, walls, in sink and on stove >guy comes out "sorry about that, you know how it is with spaghetti" no i don't

A green-text story describes a dorm kitchen covered in spaghetti, followed by a bizarre apology from a roommate who assumes this is normal. The punchline is the narrator’s deadpan response: “no i don’t,” emphasizing how absurd the situation is. EN: A green-text story describes a dorm kitchen covered in spaghetti, followed by a bizarre apology from a roommate who assumes this is normal. The punchline is the narrator’s deadpan response: “no i don’t,” emphasizing how absurd the situation is.

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