POV: Your Trip Sitter Takes You to the Temple

POV I’m your trip sitter

A trip sitter guides someone through the dangerous-looking rooms and obstacles of the Temple from Legends of the Hidden Temple, ending with the host and two helmeted contestants. The joke compares an intense psychedelic experience to being led through an absurd televised adventure-game maze. It is used as a reaction to someone promising to supervise or guide a chaotic trip.

You could start by running to the room of the three gargoyles, push in the right tongue, and a door might lead you down a staircase into the wall climb. Here, you must choose your next path. You could race up to the observatory, spin the sundial, and pass into the room of the golden idols. Once there, push down on their bases to release the doors. That may take you below or lead you into the shrine of the Silver Monkey. Assemble the statue there and you may be headed for the torch room. If the elevator is up, you could jump into the elevator and descend into the mineshaft. You might climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall. Find the key. It may unlock the tombs of the ancient kings. allowing you to climb into the spider's lair. If you escape, you may have a chance to sit upon the throne of the Pretender. If the correct door is unlocked, you'll be able to crawl into the pit to spare, and finally make your way through the cave of size and back to the Temple Gate. The choices are yours, and yours alone. Good luck.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 21216 2025-08-03