Minecraft Enderman Development Rant

>adds tall black enemies that steal blocks >they attack you if you look them in the eyes >their language is distorted english >they run fast and can't swim >same update as melons and cooked chicken >same update as iron bars and jungle vines >same update as sprinting and jungle vines >adds big nosed merchants weeks later and golems that protect them months later >this is the most popular game of all time Unironically how the fuck did he get away with this?

A Minecraft screenshot shows an Enderman standing beside a villager in a village, with crops and houses in the background. The joke is a sarcastic rant about Minecraft's strange, inconsistent design and update history, ending by mockingly asking how the game became so popular despite these bizarre features. EN: A Minecraft screenshot shows an Enderman standing beside a villager in a village, with crops and houses in the background. The joke is a sarcastic rant about Minecraft's strange, inconsistent design and update history, ending by mockingly asking how the game became so popular despite these bizarre features.

• @deenya_md / 23311 2026-02-04