St. Patrick's Bad Analogies

St. Patrick's Bad Analogies yet there is only one god an ancient heresy confessed by teachers such as Noetus and Sabellius the sun in the sky where you have the star and the light and the heat you're the worst Patrick alright sorry the first season of the cartoon program Voltron the Trinity is a mystery which cannot be comprehended by human reason now let's all put on some giant green foam hats

A satirical St. Patrick’s Day video uses two crudely drawn orange-haired figures over scenic Irish landscapes, alternating with an icon of Saint Patrick. A synthetic narrator gives increasingly bad analogies for the Christian Trinity, invoking ancient heresies, the sun, the first season of Voltron, and finally giant green foam hats; the joke is that the explanations become absurd while confidently pretending to clarify a theological mystery. EN: A satirical St. Patrick’s Day video uses two crudely drawn orange-haired figures over scenic Irish landscapes, alternating with an icon of Saint Patrick. A synthetic narrator gives increasingly bad analogies for the Christian Trinity, invoking ancient heresies, the sun, the first season of Voltron, and finally giant green foam hats; the joke is that the explanations become absurd while confidently pretending to clarify a theological mystery.

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