Man Sleeps With a Machete
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one. Just unzipped this nigga pants & the condom was already on ???????
A man lies in bed holding a machete while a caption says that someone who sleeps with a machete is foolish every night except one. Below, a post jokes that after unzipping a man’s pants, the condom was already on, implying extreme preparedness and turning the machete warning into a sexual punchline. EN: A man lies in bed holding a machete while a caption says that someone who sleeps with a machete is foolish every night except one. Below, a post jokes that after unzipping a man’s pants, the condom was already on, implying extreme preparedness and turning the machete warning into a sexual punchline.
- @eternalclassic / 71653 2025-06-25
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- image
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- 800×735 · 70.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark humor
- Language
- en
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