Ibrahim Stories Greentext

Anonymous Ibrahim 08/26/23(Sat)17:05:43 No.74523315 >be me, wage slave work with a middle eastern guy named Ibrahim >Ibrahim is 22, but nobody knows anything else about him >for example: sometimes he'll talk about his girlfriend >then two days later he'll mention his fiancee >but then next week he'll say he's single >once we were planning a happy hour/bar crawl >ask if he wants to come >"My wife and I have dinner at my in-laws, sorry" >finally meet his fiancee at a company function >confirm he's engaged, not dating, not married >Ibrahim sulks for a few days because he can't lie about his relationship status anymore >then he busts in with A DAUGHTER >this kid is easily 10 or 11 >she calls Ibrahim "Baba" >a month later he claims he's a virgin and saving himself for marriage >finally one day he and I are talking and he admits that kid is his cousin >ask why the fuck he lied about it >"I just like reminding you all that you have no clue who I am" I love him. Do you want more Ibrahim stories?

A 4chan-style greentext recounts the narrator’s confusing coworker Ibrahim repeatedly changing or concealing details about his relationship status and family. The punchline is that Ibrahim deliberately keeps everyone guessing, even pretending his young cousin is his daughter and claiming to be a virgin, turning his mysterious personal life into an ongoing joke. EN: A 4chan-style greentext recounts the narrator’s confusing coworker Ibrahim repeatedly changing or concealing details about his relationship status and family. The punchline is that Ibrahim deliberately keeps everyone guessing, even pretending his young cousin is his daughter and claiming to be a virgin, turning his mysterious personal life into an ongoing joke.

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