Water Needs a Nickname

water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow has no nickname. no one is ever like "sure could go for a cup of that clear" or whatever. huge oversight imo

A glass of plain water is shown beneath a post joking that water is the oldest beverage but somehow lacks a fun nickname. The punchline is that people casually use nicknames for other drinks, while nobody says they want “a cup of that clear,” making water seem unfairly overlooked as a beverage. EN: A glass of plain water is shown beneath a post joking that water is the oldest beverage but somehow lacks a fun nickname. The punchline is that people casually use nicknames for other drinks, while nobody says they want “a cup of that clear,” making water seem unfairly overlooked as a beverage.

• @eternalclassic / 71473 2025-06-21