Going Out Tonight Wish Me Luck

Text on the meme

Going out tonight wish me luck Name: Michael Occupation: Finance something Salary: $75,000 (100k if she bad) Height: 6' 3 (wear thick soles) Hobbies/likes: long walks on the beach, volunteering, connecting with nature I have a boat, lake house, and trust fund PACE YOURSELF!!!! 5 beers/hour Topics of Conversation Yes: Astrology Flowers Colleen Hoover Music Feelings Grey's Anatomy Feminism Taylor Swift No!!! 911 Five Nights at Freddy's Historical tragedies (INCLUDE history of mental illnesses) Politics Boston Celtics Kanye West

What it means

A man prepares a dating-style identity card before going out, listing his exaggerated qualifications, interests, and forbidden conversation topics. The joke is that he needs a detailed social script and drinking instructions to survive a night out, while the “no” topics become increasingly specific and awkward. EN: A man prepares a dating-style identity card before going out, listing his exaggerated qualifications, interests, and forbidden conversation topics. The joke is that he needs a detailed social script and drinking instructions to survive a night out, while the “no” topics become increasingly specific and awkward.

Objects

identity card / удостоверение личности black wallet / чёрный кошелёк hand / рука wooden table / деревянный стол glass bottle / стеклянная бутылка beer bottle cap / крышка от пивной бутылки drinking glass / стакан beer / пиво printed paper / распечатанный лист бумаги highlighted text / выделенный текст checklist / список water / вода