Meeting a Real Girl

Text on the meme

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone What in the fu

What it means

A Discord user dramatically announces that he is leaving Discord to meet “a girl,” repeatedly emphasizing that his friends would not understand. The joke is the excessive bragging and repetition, followed by another user’s shocked reaction, making it useful as an ironic reaction to someone acting superior or pretending to have an unusually exciting life.

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Discord chat screenshot / скриншот чата Discord text message / текстовое сообщение blurred username / замазанный никнейм profile avatar / аватар профиля mention notification / уведомление об упоминании black censor mark / чёрная цензурная плашка dark chat interface / тёмный интерфейс чата white text / белый текст