Ancient Goat Remembers Your Ass

can I get an oatmilk latte and... lol I remember your ass from 600 BC. we lived on the tigris river, I was a red ibis bird & u were an infertile brown goat. the Zoroastrian farmers fed u hemlock to try & kill u lol. remember? oh I also want that👊 stupid little pastry in the case

A café customer casually recognizes another person from a bizarre past life in 600 BC, claiming they were a red ibis and an infertile brown goat living by the Tigris River. The absurdly detailed memory, failed poisoning attempt, and sudden request for a pastry create the punchline. It is used as a surreal reaction to pretend to have an impossibly ancient and specific history with someone. EN: A café customer casually recognizes another person from a bizarre past life in 600 BC, claiming they were a red ibis and an infertile brown goat living by the Tigris River. The absurdly detailed memory, failed poisoning attempt, and sudden request for a pastry create the punchline. It is used as a surreal reaction to pretend to have an impossibly ancient and specific history with someone.

• @eternalclassic / 70024 2025-05-23