Accidentally Looks Like a Groomer
Fuck man. Just found out my 10yr old daughter has been commenting “you so cute” on random little boys’ YouTube videos... logged into MY account. So now it looks like a grown man with 200k subs is trying to groom the cast of Spy Kids. Just out here flirtin with 5th graders. Hell yeah. THEN I saw she tried to win a giveaway by sayin “help my doter has cancer.” D-O-T-E-R. I look like an illiterate pedophile begging for free squishmallows. Love that. If you need me I’ll be selling fake V-bucks in a van behind a church. Call Chris Hanson.
A screenshot of a social media post describes a father discovering that his ten-year-old daughter used his account to leave flirtatious comments on boys’ YouTube videos and enter a giveaway with a misspelled plea. The joke is that the father’s account now makes him look like an illiterate adult predator trying to groom children and scam for free items, ending with a sarcastic reference to Chris Hansen. EN: A screenshot of a social media post describes a father discovering that his ten-year-old daughter used his account to leave flirtatious comments on boys’ YouTube videos and enter a giveaway with a misspelled plea. The joke is that the father’s account now makes him look like an illiterate adult predator trying to groom children and scam for free items, ending with a sarcastic reference to Chris Hansen.
- @eternalclassic / 69810 2025-05-19
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- darkly humorous
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