Turn Him Into a Weapon

>I'll turn him into a weapon after our 2nd date >I'll turn him into a weapon after our first kiss >I'll turn him into a weapon after our first time in bed >I'll turn him into a weapon at our 1-year anniversary >I'll turn him into a weapon after our wedding >I'll turn him into a weapon once I am pregnant >I'll turn him into a weapon after our first child is born

An anime-style black-and-white image accompanies a series of green-text lines about turning a man into a weapon after increasingly serious relationship milestones. The joke is the absurd escalation: what starts after a second date keeps being postponed through marriage, pregnancy, and having a child, making the speaker’s bizarre plan sound like a long-term relationship goal. EN: An anime-style black-and-white image accompanies a series of green-text lines about turning a man into a weapon after increasingly serious relationship milestones. The joke is the absurd escalation: what starts after a second date keeps being postponed through marriage, pregnancy, and having a child, making the speaker’s bizarre plan sound like a long-term relationship goal.

• @eternalclassic / 69612 2025-05-15