Don’t Seduce the New Neighbor
25-YEAR-OLD HOT GIRL: *moves in next door* WIFE: don’t seduce the new neighbor ME: [fat, almost 40, wears sweatpants most days] ok
A text-based joke shows a wife warning her husband not to seduce an attractive new neighbor. The husband agrees because he describes himself as overweight, nearly 40, and usually wearing sweatpants, making the warning seem unnecessary and self-deprecating.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 21153 2025-07-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 640×449 · 24.1 KiB
- Mood
- self-deprecating, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added
