Stupid Swirly Hair Thing

Text on the meme

I never show the top part of my head in photos because I have this stupid swirly thing. I CANT GET RID OF IT.

What it means

A close-up photo shows the top of a person’s head with a stubborn swirl of hair sticking up. The joke is self-deprecating: the person treats an ordinary cowlick as an embarrassing, impossible-to-remove defect and avoids showing it in photos.

Objects

top of a head / макушка головы dark hair / тёмные волосы cowlick / вихор hair swirl / завиток волос stray hairs / выбившиеся волосы bathroom tiles / плитка в ванной tile grout / швы между плитками close-up photo / фотография крупным планом