How 2 Attract Your Life Partner

How 2 Attract Your Life Partner Must always have a job Have friends and be sociable Be really good at something Be at least somewhat muscular Constantly approach women Don't be meaningfully shy, ever No noticeable disabilities Have sexual experience Have relationship experience Have a low body fat % Have the intelligence to succeed in life but don't actually be a nerd Don't have bad skin, can't cover it up either! Be able to provide for kids, regardless if she says she wants any Have your own home/apt Have a car and drive it Have more income potential than her Be older than her Be taller than her Have more educational experience than her Be willing to give up time and energy to 'chase' her -Don't be a landwhale

A crudely drawn muscular man lifting weights is paired with a checklist of demanding qualities for attracting a female partner, while a smiling stick-figure woman is labeled with the warning “Don't be a landwhale.” The joke exaggerates misogynistic dating standards and mocks the idea that men must meet an extensive list of requirements while women are judged primarily by weight. It is typically shared as an edgy, satirical reaction to online dating advice and gender-war memes. EN: A crudely drawn muscular man lifting weights is paired with a checklist of demanding qualities for attracting a female partner, while a smiling stick-figure woman is labeled with the warning “Don't be a landwhale.” The joke exaggerates misogynistic dating standards and mocks the idea that men must meet an extensive list of requirements while women are judged primarily by weight. It is typically shared as an edgy, satirical reaction to online dating advice and gender-war memes.

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