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Fired for Masturbating on Zoom

Fired for Masturbating on Zoom

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Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. I’m a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but I’m not sure what to say in interviews now if I’m asked why I left this job. Any advice?
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A Reddit post tells the story of an accountant who accidentally left his Zoom camera on while masturbating during a training session. The presenter noticed and asked him to turn the camera off, after which HR fired him. The joke comes from the absurdly inappropriate oversharing and the awkward question of how to explain the termination in future job interviews. EN: A Reddit post tells the story of an accountant who accidentally left his Zoom camera on while masturbating during a training session. The presenter noticed and asked him to turn the camera off, after which HR fired him. The joke comes from the absurdly inappropriate oversharing and the awkward question of how to explain the termination in future job interviews.

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