People Should Be Buried Vertically

People should be buried vertically. Hear me out. Think of all the space we would save. I'm talking about doubling, possibly tripling the amount of dead people room in cemeteries. If capitalism isn't what sells you. Think of the environment. Edit: For Christians. When the rapture comes you're already in missile silo mode to bust out of there.

A text-based discussion post argues that people should be buried vertically to save cemetery space, increase efficiency, and help the environment. The punchline adds that Christians would already be positioned like missiles in a silo when the Rapture arrives, turning an absurd environmental proposal into dark religious wordplay. It is shared as an absurd, morbid reaction to overpopulation, capitalism, or impractical optimization ideas.

• @eternalclassic / 68786 2025-04-29