The Great Philosopher's Answer
>Anon asked the great philosopher: are small breasts better, or large? >The great philosopher replied: suppose you had $100 in bills, and $100 in coins, which would weigh more? >The coins! Anon said. >Ahh, the great philosopher responded, but which would have the greater value? >Anon was enlightened.
An anonymous poster asks a great philosopher whether small or large breasts are better. The philosopher compares bills and coins: coins weigh more, but bills have greater value, implying that larger breasts may be more noticeable while smaller breasts can be more valuable. The joke is a faux-philosophical rationalization of sexual preference, presented in an imageboard-style story. EN: An anonymous poster asks a great philosopher whether small or large breasts are better. The philosopher compares bills and coins: coins weigh more, but bills have greater value, implying that larger breasts may be more noticeable while smaller breasts can be more valuable. The joke is a faux-philosophical rationalization of sexual preference, presented in an imageboard-style story.
- @eternalclassic / 25566 2022-12-29
- @eternalclassic / 68716 2025-04-28
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- absurd, philosophical
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