Employee's Impossible Excuse

One of my employees was 2 hours late to work Unacceptable. I screamed at him for violating company rules. He apologized and cried, telling me his wife was in a serious car accident last night. But that’s impossible. I’m having an affair with his wife and she stayed at my place last night. I fired him for dishonesty.

A boss describes punishing an employee for being late, then reveals that the employee’s explanation cannot be true because the boss was secretly having an affair with the employee’s wife. The punchline is the boss’s absurd accusation of dishonesty and hypocritical firing. EN: A boss describes punishing an employee for being late, then reveals that the employee’s explanation cannot be true because the boss was secretly having an affair with the employee’s wife. The punchline is the boss’s absurd accusation of dishonesty and hypocritical firing.

• @eternalclassic / 68689 2025-04-27