Horseshoe Crab Family Reunion

Us hanging out one day: Gods Perfect Creation Me and my Silurian Homies My only mississippian brother Can’t have shit during permian Jurassic gang for life Paleocene is so boring man WHY HELL NAW WHAT THEY DOING TO MY FAMILY

A sketch of two people hanging out cuts to a slideshow of horseshoe crabs alongside prehistoric sea creatures and dinosaurs, ending with horseshoe crabs being processed in a laboratory. The joke treats horseshoe crabs as an ancient family that has survived multiple geological eras, while reacting with horror to their modern exploitation. The montage is set to Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers’ disco-funk song “Get Lucky,” whose upbeat, celebratory mood makes the increasingly absurd prehistoric-family joke funnier. EN: A sketch of two people hanging out cuts to a slideshow of horseshoe crabs alongside prehistoric sea creatures and dinosaurs, ending with horseshoe crabs being processed in a laboratory. The joke treats horseshoe crabs as an ancient family that has survived multiple geological eras, while reacting with horror to their modern exploitation. The montage is set to Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers’ disco-funk song “Get Lucky,” whose upbeat, celebratory mood makes the increasingly absurd prehistoric-family joke funnier.

God's perfect creation. The horseshoe crab. 445 million years of non-evolution.

♪ Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams & Nile Rodgers — Get Lucky

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