Caveman Reviews a New Club

Text on the meme

>greet, me iungar gronkollum >on this sun cycle we look at new club >club made by ungrak of steppe tribe >fit good in hand, ungrak learn from last club which unpleasant to hold >ungrak tell iungar last club bad because ungrak have no more flint and could not finish club handle >now you know history of last club >new club made better with more flint to craft handle better >we take new club to sacred muskrat smashing grounds, and see how performs compared to club by orgnar of pernicious bog tribe

What it means

A prehistoric-looking man in a leopard-skin garment presents a stone club in front of cave paintings. The intentionally broken English describes the club’s manufacturing history and a test against a rival tribe’s club, parodying product reviews and overly elaborate lore. It is used as an absurd reaction to a mundane object being explained with primitive-caveman seriousness.

Objects

caveman / пещерный человек leopard-skin garment / одежда из леопардовой шкуры stone club / каменная дубина stone table / каменный стол cave painting / наскальная живопись animal drawings / рисунки животных flint / кремень long hair / длинные волосы mustache / усы bare chest / голая грудь arms / руки prehistoric cave / доисторическая пещера brown background / коричневый фон